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August 24th, 2010Indulgence- Establish elbow ownership of the arm rests before taking off. It’s near impossible to regain ground.
- Don’t watch Chariots Of Fire on the in flight movie system. You’ll feel inspired to run and there’s nowhere to go.
- The man with no shoes and socks who used a near flooded toilet before you was up to something. Tread carefully.
- Whether you’re a Woody Allen fan or not, you’ll want to sleep. Just don’t expect to.
- Closed eyes means ‘peanuts, please!’ to flight assistants. A blanket signifies a three course meal distributed more tiresomely than Matrix Reloaded and Revolution.
- Post Orgasmic Chill by Skunk Anansie is superb. Where have all the bald women gone? Even Gail Porter’s back to fluff.
- Try your best to ignore the family of holiday makers in front, counting down to returning home for a ‘real English curry’ having spent a fortnight beside a pool in Thailand.
- No, you’ll probably never laugh so much at Friends again, until your next 15 hours overdose of recycled air.
- When you see that same bare footed guy on your next trip to the toilet and the floor’s in a much worse state, tread even more carefully.
- I know, just take a deep breath and let them do what they do. Hand luggage and ‘stay in your seat’ means different things to different people.
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