Parc del Fòrum

I’d never felt more rock and roll,
my shades pointed out the window,
the coastline wind blasting my face,
our quietness filling the backseat.

Strategic afternoon plates of tapas,
too early a round of continental beer
and the faint headaches of city squares
slept off before stepping into our night.

Our entrance gate’s skittish silence
turned to programme thumb throughs,
futile meeting point agreements and
jubilant arrivals of cardboard cups.

Joshing runs across bridged stages
and reunions at food truck benches
rivalled acts familiar and new
with company, shaped just right.

After the laughter and the lights
our long bus and walks back
glued into nonsense and peace
affirmed our cartel-of-two pact.

Clean Your Toaster

There’s a crumb for every hangover,
especially ones that last for days.

And the times you’ve little food in
so push potato waffles on their way.

Trapped crusts linger deep below,
months after a sickie graze.

Little memories of burnt fingertips
during a late night pitta haze.

A twice yearly, upside down jig
will help the gates to heaven pop.

Serving moments of salvation
mornings after you haven’t stopped.

But always check the settings dial
to avoid level five charcoal flops.

And hiding behind fake note taking,
your still-steaming corporate prop.

Social Distancing

The box of Ferrero vanished
quicker than I hid the empty bottles.

Fridge-chilled pizza leftovers
put a foot on shame’s throttle.

Nothing some stretching can’t fix,
I think and put Naga on mute.

Yoga With Adriene helps the virtue
and her dog Benji’s really cute.

Now i’m standing on the balcony
judging minglers on the street.

Johnson (no friendly first names here)
said to keep apart, inside for weeks.

Judgy shade and sofa tutting
fills one minute and in the next

I’m in Londis stockpiling
on custard creams and Tippex.

Back before my 4k widescreen
I’m calling Cobra updates bull

ranting concern for the poorest
whilst sulking that I’m full.

It’s a time of selfish thinking,
perspective, angst and solitude.

Tangled news feeds grip us
to thoughts so shrewd or crude.