You turn up at 3am every single morning and simply buy 17 packets of Chipsticks.
Every Saturday you buy a Lotto ticket because you’re ‘saving for a robotic lettuce’.
You spend each whole morning choosing chocolate, and never not go for a Wagon Wheel.
You call the police because your Chocolate Dip doesn’t have enough bread sticks.
He stops stocking Twisters so you hold an around the clock visual chanting ‘Why?’
Every visit, you pass him an envelope containing a fake Frank Bruno autograph.
For every step forward you make, you do a 360 degrees spin and mumble ‘I see you’.
You ask if he’s seen ‘that fork handles’ sketch and request five.