‘Hi Jean!’ said Hugh Man excitedly.
‘What’s your problem? Do I smell?’ asked Jean in a rush of panic.
‘What are you on about?’ replied Hugh with a wave of confusion.
‘Hygiene. What’s wrong with my bloody hygiene?’ Jean began to angrily shout.
‘Hugh, man. You’re so bloody rude!’ she continued.
‘Listen, you’re clearly getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s a bit much to right off a whole fricking specie as rude’ reasoned Hugh.
‘What, I’ve done nothing of the sort. But I’m not having you say I smell!’ snapped Jean.
‘Humans. Rudeness. You’re so horrifically generalizing. Get bent, or better still, go shower!’ said Hugh.
‘Man, I’m out of here’ said Jean.
‘So what, we’re not even on first name basis now? Don’t trip on the way out’ yelled Hugh…Man.