Sit on a teacake seat and have a cycle
with these Jammie Dodger wheels
along the canal of liquid bronze Irn Bru
beside hundreds and thousands fields.
Put a Soda Stream in your step
and have a fizzy Love Hearts day.
Take a nibble on a chocolate digestive.
They’re laid out on a liquorice tray.
Pass the go-carts made of chocolate.
Drink the rain for its sherbet tint.
Sail a boat that’s made of wafer
and dip your feet in ponds of mint.
Hang up your coat of Quavers
on a bonbon bridge’s Curly Wurly tree.
The most rushing imaginations
live in our heads. Just look and see.